I was at our local Wal-Mart today and I saw a man who had his front bumper held up with 4 large bungee cords stretched across the hood and hooked in front of the windshield. I laughed until I staggered. He was doing alright though. It was working!
That definitely fits the "People Of Walmart" profile! I know this is off the topic, but here are some more funny Walmart pictures: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/
A guy at work came out from work one night to a dead battery. So another guy at work stopped to help him out, but made matters worse by hooking up the jumper cables BACKWARDS, which created some weird electrical problems.