A joke to laugh

[smith]

I will contribute mine

Man 1: How do you tell the difference between psychiatrists & patients at a mental hospital?

Man 2: Patients are the ones who eventually get better & go home.

 

[jem87]

Joke 1: What do you get when you put two blondes together?
Answer: A wind tunnel

Joke 2: A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic "it died". After he works on it a few minutes, it is idoling smoothing.
She says "What's the story?"
He replies "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "how often do I need to do that?"

 

[Aizabeepz]

Thanks for sharing your jokes. It makes me smile. Hope you'll like this too.

Two lovers seriously having great conversations at the beach.

Girl: Honey, What's your zodiac sign? Unfortunately, the boy don't have any idea what the girl is talking about.
Boy: How about you Honey? You tell me first.
Girl: My zodiac sign is Cancer.
Boy: Mine is Goiter.
Girl: What? There's no Goiter in the zodiac signs.
Boy: Honey, I'm just kidding. My real zodiac sign is ULCER. :heh: